May 2013
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electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
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the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:
parenting tip
making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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thats-slightly-raven:
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
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If fandoms had meetings
Whovians: Screaming and pointing soniced objects at statues, shadows, shop dummies, etc
Sherlockians: Discussing Reichenbach theories, crying, deducing people, insulting stupid people
SPN: Crying, praying to Cas, exorcising people, running into food places and filling their pockets with salt packets
Avengers: Running around touching butts, smashing things, shouting "CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS"
LotR: Huddled in a corner clutching box sets and gold rings muttering "My precious" every so often and talking to themselves
Harry Potter: Running around in capes and waving wands, shouting spells and standing in toilets
Batman: Helping people and saying "Its not who you are, but what you do that defines you"
Merlin: Rolling on the floor crying
Entirety of the BBC fandoms: Standing on tall buildings shouting "MOFFAT WHY"
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sollux:
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
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egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
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I just noticed:
blackrapture1990:
Dean Winchester was pulled out of Hell on September 18, 2008. It was a Thursday. This can be considered a ‘rebirth day’the Angel of Thursday is Castiel.
Sam Winchester was born on May 2, 1983, it was a Monday. The Angel of Monday is Gabriel.
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hstyls:
i ship me and money
Too bad its not canon
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loliconprince:
loliconprince:
im going in the XD tag wish me luck
Regret
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tickettoheaven:
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dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
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highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
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fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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quantemplation:
when u predict the lyrics of a song youve never heard
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