etherpendant:

burning hot | flame princess

retardis-cumberbitch:

Benedict+Eyes

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

Game of Thrones semi-minimal house sigils by lnochi

Reblog only. Do not repost and/or claim as your own

bro-mom:

you know what i can actually relate to this one

There is some evil in all of us, Doctor, even you.

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:

parenting tip

making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems

“We need you to be here waiting for us, hopefully living in this house with your future bride. [What future bride?] The girl.”

• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
• Friends: Don't forget to socialize
• Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
• Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
• Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
• Society: Don't forget to be perfect
• Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
• Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

notmusa:

nice king

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage